DIAL LOG

Double Huh?

Just made my post-lunch pilgrimage to Starbucks for some refueling and encountered two oddities.  First, they were prominently displaying a new plastic beverage bottle with an attached screw-on cap.  Printed on the accompanying tag was, "Not intended for hot liquid."  Do they mean like…I don’t know…coffee?  Huh?  Second, my horoscope (displayed on the counter) told me, among other things, to "keep my hands clean."  Double huh?  I mean, what the hell kind of horoscope is that?